Printing company demands manager increases morale while mandating 12-hour days, gets annoyed when he hosts paper plane competition: 'You did what?'

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  • A hand holds a paper plane as if to throw it, with blue sky, trees, and high rise buildings in the background
  • "I don't care what you have to do to improve morale, just do it."

    This was in a commercial printing company, after a couple of months of really ridiculous mandatory overtime (12h/7d weeks).
  • So one day, when it was slow, I shut down production in the entire building. I gave them instructions to make the best paper airplane they could out of any piece of paper they can find in the shop.
  • I stood at the end of the shop and judged whose plane flew the farthest and gave him the rest of the day off with pay.
  • A man sitting at a table holds a paper plane as if he is about to throw it, with two others also sitting at the table watching him
  • A couple of months later, after I had discovered the diet Pepsi and Mentos phenomenon, we did that in the parking lot for a half an hour (on the clock).
  • Sometime later, while I was talking to the COO who had given me the directive on increasing morale, I brought this up and he said, "You did what?
  • Anymore incentives that cost the company money will have to go through me now." OK.
  • A printing press at work
  • Indotex Did it work though?
  • 2BallsInTheHole Original Poster's Reply Yeah, It was like a mini impromptu Christmas party.
  • ZirePhiinix For the paper airplane competition, did any smart make a ball and threw it?
  • 2BallsInTheHole Original Poster's Reply No, but I made my airplane out of a 23-in by 35-in full press sheet. Just the size of the wings made it go pretty far.
  • VinylHighway The beatings will continue until morale improves
  • ARoundForEveryone "Improve morale with your team. But don't spend any money or have any fun or take any time off your very disciplined labor. Under no circumstances should this morale- building resemble 'fun' or 'enjoyment.' We're strictly talking about encouraging words, an appreciative email, and maybe a Target gift card. But absolutely no nonsense, especially outdoors where $10 in Coke and Mentos can be easily washed away and not cause a disaster!"
  • tsian I might have felt compelled to tell the COO where they could stuff the AO airplane...
  • grumblyoldman >"You did what? Anymore incentives that cost the company money will have to go through me now." The fact that he didn't notice that production had been shut down and the whole staff was out in the parking lot for half an hour tells me that nothing really needs to go through him as long as you're meeting deadlines.
  • Mundane-Scarcity-219 Reminds me of the MASH episode where they were working practically nonstop and everyone was acting weird. The psychiatrist of the show was there at the time and said they needed something to blow off steam. They found it...a bonfire...although that was eventually sanctioned by Col. Potter.

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